THE GIST
Let’s face it – in terms of sacrifice and duty, no one is ever going to mistake you for Ted Williams. And though they spawned most of the political class and crony capitalists infecting America today, no one is out there lobbying to re-assign the “Greatest Generation” label.
Don’t let that rain on your parade of accomplishment though…
Whether you are a young Boomer, Gen-X, or Gen-Y/Millennial, when your country called on you to stay-at-home, you reclined to the challenge.
No hesitation. No Protest. Suck on that, Brokaw.
And deep down in places no one talks about during online parties, we want you in that seat. We need you in that seat!
So… wash your hands for 20 seconds, pat yourself on the back, and buy yourself and your brothers-in-armchairs some limited edition Covid-19 First Responder gear with pride. It’s the closest you’ll ever get to a Bronze Star, but more importantly it’s for a good cause…
THE CAUSE
50% of all profit will go to the
Feeding America COVID-19 Response Fund to help some of our real frontline heroes as they support the staggering number of people and families facing hardship due to the Coronavirus.
You got this.
Made in China
(Just Kidding!)
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95.2% Sarcasm
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